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Yes, exactly like Jelly.Just like jelly. Jelly and I, well...we had this thing once. A fling, if you will. I met him at this bar in Mississippi. I was sitting, drinking my non-alcoholic beverage, when all of a sudden, this man, this gorgeous man sat down beside me. He had a little lazy eye, not saying that the laziness of his minor, but saying that his eye was very small, the size of a dime, in fact. Nonetheless, he was beautiful. He asked me if I came here often, and I responded with the best and only pick-up answer I know: "You tell me." Well lick my splinter and call me Angelina Jolie, did his bright big/small eyes light up! "Oh, will I tell you," he said, "my naYes, exactly like Jelly.
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SO AWESOMETaylor: So the other day I was walking home and I realized that there was a chicken in my shoe. I said "Dear sir, what are you doing in my shoe?!" He replied, "Well if I knew that, then wouldn't I have more than one eggnog making it eggni?" I said "Well, I don't know yout tell me." He bit me. I smack-a-bitched him around and he said that he was never so insulted in his life. I walked along and well...SO AWESOME
Holy poopamole if it wasn't Jesus.
I said "Jesus! What are you doing here?" He said "Oh, just a little bit of everything here and there and everywhere and, Jesus am I tired!" I replied "But Jesus, should you be cu
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Well I got there...Taylor: Well I got there and I really had to pee but their public bathrooms were really crowded so I couldn't go to the bathroom, but I noticed that the men's bathroom was vacant so I thought, well there can't be many people in there. And if there were people in there they would be hot because it's California and all the men are hot there so I thought, eh, why not, so I went in and there was a clown sitting in a urinal. I screamed, the police wanted to know why there were girlie screams coming from the mens bathroom, so the charged in, but they were women officers and it was ironic because they arrested me for "being in the opposite sexWell I got there...
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SkunkleWell a skunkle is something that makes you turn your nose up in disgust. A skunkle is something that smells like dirty fingers. A skunkle has five eyes, no hands, and one lazy eye. And when I say "lazy", I don't mean that it trails around the room and you have no idea whether it is looking at you, or the new issue of Who's Elbow? magazine lying on the coffee table, I mean that it does significantly less work than the other one does, it wears the same wife-beater everyday (even though it does not support the beating of wives), and never makes an effort to get rid of those pesky mustard stains near the belly button of the shirt. A skunkle makesSkunkle
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| so uh hay guys hear are some things that i like: -playing hopscoth with my friend -writin poems -bakun cookies for when my fambly comes up from the north -twilight -edward cullen LOLOLO XDDDD -you also i like when cats are relly grumpy and fat |
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- Personal Quote: "I hope you think that's cool, because it is."
- Tools of the Trade: Umuh, my sassy personality.
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And the Heavens themselves cried unto me: 'He shall be called Domo-kun, He shall be the child of Death and the Enola Gay, and He shall be good.'
your a douche
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And the Heavens themselves cried unto me: 'He shall be called Domo-kun, He shall be the child of Death and the Enola Gay, and He shall be good.'
your a douche
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And the Heavens themselves cried unto me: 'He shall be called Domo-kun, He shall be the child of Death and the Enola Gay, and He shall be good.'
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And the Heavens themselves cried unto me: 'He shall be called Domo-kun, He shall be the child of Death and the Enola Gay, and He shall be good.'
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